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Bonjour
Soooooaaarrrriinnnn
Flyyyyyyiiiiinnnnn
There's not a star in heaven that we can't reeeeaaaacccchhh


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5 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 31,223 notes
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nininghasfeelings:

fursasaida:

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

mochente:

Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke.

Fuck. Yes.

So I thought I should let everyone know that I’m in love, no big deal.

excuse me but

this man has impaired my judgement

6 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 63,340 notes

dean-and-sam-have-the-phonebox:

I will never not laugh at this pun

6 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 85,010 notes
boneycircus:

manicpixiedreamdroid:

tgieph:

DON’T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

it sounds like a desperate plea for the wayward carts to come back home

MOM AND DAD LOVE YOU

boneycircus:

manicpixiedreamdroid:

tgieph:

DON’T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

it sounds like a desperate plea for the wayward carts to come back home

MOM AND DAD LOVE YOU

6 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 163,243 notes
dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

6 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 241,482 notes
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gyarados:

People who say “the customer is always right” have clearly never had a conversation with the customer

6 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 126,763 notes
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jongisms:

dont talk to me about anything unless its this video

6 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 121,245 notes

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter,

Unless you have a peanut allergy,

Then you are living life just fine, and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement.

6 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 122,369 notes
moshpitdinosaur:

I AM NEIGH-YONCÈ.

moshpitdinosaur:

I AM NEIGH-YONCÈ.

7 hours ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 11 notes
rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

12 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 52,155 notes